So you like my stories and you want to know when and where you can get more? You want a free gift as well? Well, have I got a deal for you!
That’s right! A newsletter!
*long pause as the audience wilts*
I know, I know. You don’t want a lot of useless or redundant emails clogging up your inbox.
Neither do I.
Some people and businesses set up lists and then flog their readers with hundreds of emails without end. Not I, said the fly. I can’t stand that, so I promise I won’t do it to you. You’ll get a welcome aboard email within 24 hours, containing a special treat for signing up, and then a couple more over the next few weeks to let you know a bit more about how I conduct business and to present some special offers. After that, you won’t hear from me again (unless you want to) unless I’m running a sale or releasing a new book.
Sound like an acceptable deal? Then go ahead and click here to sign up for my mailing list, and receive electronic copies of my Short Story 10-Pack for free!
I look forward to hearing from you.